Man I wanna go to the Bronze. I know it’s 2am, and the Bronze doesn’t technically exist, but I want what I want.

Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

I think he likes my new tablecloth.

I think he likes my new tablecloth.

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What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

Do you feel it?

(Source: peetahales, via professorspork)

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

(via lunalovegouda)

Some days I feel like Lizzie, some days I feel like a Darcy. Can’t I just marry myself already? Because everyone else is kinda bumming me out

theashleyclements:

jununy:

lizzie bennet diaries!
pls give me all of janes outfits thank u

The Bennets!

theashleyclements:

jununy:

lizzie bennet diaries!

pls give me all of janes outfits thank u

The Bennets!

(via sociallyawkwarddarcy)

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

(Source: tiorickyaoi, via grapefruitmilkshake)

thenimbus:

heather-m00ch:

Shrek Barbie is my fashion icon

How in gods name is this a real thing

thenimbus:

heather-m00ch:

Shrek Barbie is my fashion icon

How in gods name is this a real thing

(Source: artschoolradio, via voicedance)

egoting:

Some pictures from the rally today at Columbia. So much wonderful support for my sister and I! Emma and I are truly grateful to everyone who came, and everyone who was there in spirit.

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